I admire (and miss) Ms. Erma! She was so wise and shared so much but with a lovely and unique sense of humor!
One of my favorites is this one:
"When I stand before God at the end of my life I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say 'I used everything you gave me'!"
Here are a few more of her precious gems:
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”Oh my, there are so many! You can see for yourself here!
Thank you Erma.....